vodkaslumber:

iveseensomeskeletons:

adultc0ntent:

vodkaslumber

"I like my women like I like my paper towels."

Lol our 3am convenience store venture blew up

fuckyeahdementia:

bye losers!

peace out cooties 

thescienceofjohnlock:

fallontonight:

Hugh Jackman crashed on The Tonight Show couch for a night, but he had warned Jimmy during his interview earlier this week…

Mr Jackman please consider this an open invitation to sleep on my couch whenever you like and of you don’t leave, so be it.

cashcats:

born stuntin

nnochi:

ye bruh

are these actual pantone codes 

melociraptors:

satsunon:

when you wait for the beat to drop before you start throwing snacks at people

idk what this is but I love it

this is how im gonna dance at my next rave

boringbengali:

American Horror Story looks terrifying this season